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Sagrantino, Ivanovic, Vinyl Dance Squad, BACON!!!

Roll back to this past Australian Open:

It’s 11:42pm and NO TENNIS!  At least I’m drinking this killer Italian wine. More on that
in a bit. But first OMG! The women’s final is totally PAYA Hot (Pants Around Your
Ankles).  Can any one ever in their recent past remember two more fit, gorgeous, talented
women meeting in battle?  Yeah in video games!  Add in two pair of six foot very tan
shinny legs, the moaning and screaming and glistening sweat and you have PAYA Hot! Maria
Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic are actually warriors that are hot.  They step on the court
wanting to win.  That makes them hotter.  OH BTW, Ivanovic’s mom ? Cougar Hot!

Alcohol Site Find:   http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/
Sweet Jesus! The Mother Load. Bacon Vodka.  I eat bacon on everything.  Hell I will rap
bacon around a pork chop and sprinkle bacon bits on it for added flavor and texture.  And
Vodka!  I knew this guy with a Ford Explorer with a busted windshield.  Every where he
went he had a bottle of vodka.  I kept  the cranberry juice on hand and WOO HOO the
windshield would get another few cracks.  He was a man ahead of his time.  Now they have
all kinds of flavors as you Appletini Ladies know.  And this wise soul has added bacon.
Yummy! And Props.

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Special Request Skin-n-Guns

For world renown surf rat bro – Brah – His special request: skin and guns

I happen to be watching the Aussie Open.  The mens tennis is good, big hitting.  The womens tennis is EFFEN NIPPLELY!!!  It so hot down there, I just don’t understand the outstanding diamond cutter action.  I need to do more research, thank you internet. So by default: Sweaty Hot Nipples = WOO HOO = Much better tennis.  Throw in the moaning and grunting and well I’m pants-less.

Speaking of breasts: Miss Kissy Face is actually holding a weapon.  Can you find it?  Sadly I must admit I studied the pic for hours.  I went temporarily blind but my cancer risk is lower.

Girl with Gun

Girl with Gun

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