I have the tunes rolling large. Lords of Acid, NIN, Crystal Method, Prodigy, Front 242, Ministry etc. I love the freedom music offers the mind, especially that of the high energy and oversexed genre. Truly a fave. Sadily, I missed my muse HnS this week. On the upside I have been knocking out problem tickets faster than a Cris Brown/RiRi beat down. BTW: That Dude is a major a-hole. RiRi is what everyman (some sexy girlies) wants or needs at some point in their life. She has that look that says shes on all the time. The leather!! God the leather. I can smell it now…. Note to self: clean keyboard. Added to the leather, she wears awesomely sexed up eff me heals and even sports tats.
Brief digression: You know the whole Muslim die for the cause and get 42 virgins thing? Eff that! If I blow my body all over a Taco Bell (cause theres a good chance I’ll be at one) I want hot whores for my eternal ever after. Complete satisfaction seems more appropriate is all I’m surmising. But I’m not dead (yet) so an equally hot reward for service to my god would be being locked in to a room with RiRi and Megan Fox and toys. With those two, the freak factor goes way up, much as my pants are at this moment. When they are done with me and have offered each other their own special girl peaks and valleys, RiRi can sing Megan and I to sleep with a soft lullaby. Then we can all go get pizza, wine and Red Bulls for Round2.
As my muse was absent from this weeks lunch tour, I was left contemplating (by contemplating I mean surfing internet porn pantsless trying to keep that evil but delicious orange Cheeto dusk off my keyboard). With the edge I’m on I was quite pleased to find:
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/02/18/77-sexy-suicide-girls/
So this is the debate friends of Johnny C (FOJC) have had. These girls are, for the most part, hot. They have beautiful facial features (felt the need to use facial, don’t know why). Likewise while different shapes, they mostly have sexy overall figures. The debate from one FOJC: “dude I can’t get by those tats. I don’t think they look right on girls and man they will look nasty when they are 60!” JC counter: “Lost Soul FOJC, any tat on a sweet bunny is hot! First it shows she is an art lover. Second and more importantly, it shows the fragile little girl heart inside has a freak wanting to come out play and please. There is no debate of the potential with that girl. And to your point point about 60…. EFFEN GROSS DUDE!!! Are you telling me that while you’re humping your conquest that evening, you are picturing her as a 60 year hot??”
My nuts just ascended at the thought. I would like to added that many of these girl can take pain (fun fun) and have unresolved daddy issues (hot hot). You may see many of them as maybe a little off of lifes highway center lane. I say they they are just driving the back roads. NITZER EBB!!! YES! They want to visit grandma and go work just like everyone else. You don’t wanna change that because as I have said before you simply can’t take the crazy out of the hot. If you try then the hot disappears.
Special thanks Suicide Girls – You Rock!
With those arguments put to rest, I picked a few of my faves (NSFW ish):
