Tag Archives: Guns

Special Request Skin-n-Guns

Posted by Johnny Cheeseballs on January 26, 2009 2 comments | 1,044 views

For world renown surf rat bro – Brah – His special request: skin and guns

I happen to be watching the Aussie Open.  The mens tennis is good, big hitting.  The womens tennis is EFFEN NIPPLELY!!!  It so hot down there, I just don’t understand the outstanding diamond cutter action.  I need to do more research, thank you internet. So by default: Sweaty Hot Nipples = WOO HOO = Much better tennis.  Throw in the moaning and grunting and well I’m pants-less.

Speaking of breasts: Miss Kissy Face is actually holding a weapon.  Can you find it?  Sadly I must admit I studied the pic for hours.  I went temporarily blind but my cancer risk is lower.

Girl with Gun

Girl with Gun

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Special Request Skin-n-Guns (NSFW)

Posted by Johnny Cheeseballs on January 7, 2009 2 comments | 1,265 views

For world renown surf rat bro – Brah – His special request: skin and guns (See Below NSFW)

I wanted to say this chick scared me. I’ve actually been on the receiving end of similar situation and well the freak in me got all hot then and when I saw this pic OH! Johnny Cheeseballs got cooking again! From the angle you can clearly see several wonderful attributes.

  • Camo Panties – HOT! Camo panties say “I’m rough girl so make sure you proceed with that in mind or I might get bored with you.”
  • A cute nose with no extra ‘s. Always a positive in my book. Easy to see too much from this view.
  • Golden Blonde. It’s like having a shinny new bowling trophy. I don’t know what that means but both make me warm inside.
  • Flat tummies beg for strawberries and whipped crème, a Johnny C speciality.
  • A little ceiling fan dust, cause we all know she’s dirty.
  • One special note: She’s hot and not wearing hardly any make up.
  • If her perky golden globes are any indication, she’s really enjoying the moment. I believe she probably has relationship issues.

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Pure Genius

Posted by Johnny Cheeseballs on December 9, 2008 1 comments | 629 views

I was scrolling through the Internet reading the daily news and checking out the best celebrity school girl appearances because my penis was typing I like to stay informed when I came upon D.E.B.S.  I really didn’t know this movie even existed let alone that it was made in ’04.

The stated premise is young catholic-esque school girls become super spies saving the world.  Seems plausible enough for me.  The rich drunken horny mom from Two and A Half Men is their mentor – odd but OK.  It’s rate PG-13.  Watch a few clips and you see the typical acting level, girls in short pleated skirts talking about fashion, kicking butt, and wearing guns strapped to their blossoming nubile thighs… huh? PG-13 right. Well let’s google… OH MOTHER MARY!!!  NEW PREMISE!! NEW PREMISE!!  It’s lesbian action! PG-13 right?

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No She Didn’t

Posted by Johnny Cheeseballs on December 4, 2008 1 comments | 633 views

I hate getting into other people miseries, especially at the holiday season. From the local news:

http://www.local6.com/news/18203593/detail.html#

We have a woman who dropped some dude for being rude. Killed him dead. She didn’t know the gun was loaded. Fine Fine.  1 Dead guy and a 47 year old chick is going to jail for Christmas.

I think he loaded the gun for her and begged to be shot, because the 47 year old chick is:

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Rude? He just wanted out and couldn’t look in the mirror any more.  For reference this is 52 year old NSFW Kim Catrall:

http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=15481&photo_key=49661

I will give her this much – one shot, one kill.

For you newbies, NSFW = NOT SAFE FOR WORK, so don’t yell at me if you get in trouble at work.

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Special Request:

Posted by Johnny Cheeseballs on December 3, 2008 2 comments | 9,758 views

The world renown surf rat bro (we’ll call him Brah) of Johnny Cheeseballs has made a special request. Guns and Skin. We Cheeseballs are Republicans (tears sniff tears sniff) so you can see the real merit in this pic: Guns and a Crazy Hot Blonde – nuff said.

Editors notes: Crazy means Crazy. Don’t try to soften it, because Crazy Hot Blondes are less hot without the Crazy!

Muah! To Jen-nay and her guns, and by guns, I mean sexy love pillows.

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