I was scrolling through the Internet reading the daily news and checking out the best celebrity school girl appearances because my penis was typing I like to stay informed when I came upon D.E.B.S. I really didn’t know this movie even existed let alone that it was made in ’04.
The stated premise is young catholic-esque school girls become super spies saving the world. Seems plausible enough for me. The rich drunken horny mom from Two and A Half Men is their mentor – odd but OK. It’s rate PG-13. Watch a few clips and you see the typical acting level, girls in short pleated skirts talking about fashion, kicking butt, and wearing guns strapped to their blossoming nubile thighs… huh? PG-13 right. Well let’s google… OH MOTHER MARY!!! NEW PREMISE!! NEW PREMISE!! It’s lesbian action! PG-13 right?