I’m feeling inspired today. Lunch time babble of morning BS and A-Roid gently turned
toward The Hot n Sexy (HnS) Bartender at one of my increasingly fave spots. She puts up
with the constant heavily oversexed one-liners ala Johnny C, smiling and laughing with us
(or at us). From time to time I get the Cheeseballs Mojo rising and she shares.
Today, she was truly inspirational. In one tiny hour she spoke of lesbians, drugs, tattoos and
piercings; ALL whilst making Long Islands and wearing naughty librarian glasses. Oh yeah,
My Cheeseballs heart (which resides in my pants) grew and filled with warmth. As it is, I
have to bring a clean pair of boxers with for when lunch is over.
I should just give her my wallet now, although her strong independent streak probably won’t take it. I believe HnS could quiet possibly be my muse. Muse confirmation will occur with an in-depth study of HnS’s tats and piercings.
Until then I give you:
Yup a girl who knows her assets AND can market them AND wants to play a vital role in
social morality. Don’t know who she is but Yummy. Pay close attention political/business world, these are the people we need running this country and Wall Street. Old men hitting on young boys and power hungry over weight ugly (well very ugly to hideous) muff divers, YOUR TIME IS PAST! This chick and all her friends should be out there in charge. Sure they may run the country into the ground with corruption and scandal, but wait! That’s happened! The difference will be hotness all around being inspired by the hotness on at the top. With hotness on top we all feel better. Words of wisdom by Johnny Cheeseballs.
UPDATE: I’m good! When I posted I had yet to check the market (for the Red Necks that’s NOT Winn Dixie). At days end I pull up the Dow… DOWN damn near 400 points! HAHAHAHAHAHA Think about what I said, it will work I promise.

