Tag Archives: Blonde

Special Request Skin-n-Guns (NSFW)

Posted by Johnny Cheeseballs on January 7, 2009 2 comments | 1,265 views

For world renown surf rat bro – Brah – His special request: skin and guns (See Below NSFW)

I wanted to say this chick scared me. I’ve actually been on the receiving end of similar situation and well the freak in me got all hot then and when I saw this pic OH! Johnny Cheeseballs got cooking again! From the angle you can clearly see several wonderful attributes.

  • Camo Panties – HOT! Camo panties say “I’m rough girl so make sure you proceed with that in mind or I might get bored with you.”
  • A cute nose with no extra ‘s. Always a positive in my book. Easy to see too much from this view.
  • Golden Blonde. It’s like having a shinny new bowling trophy. I don’t know what that means but both make me warm inside.
  • Flat tummies beg for strawberries and whipped crème, a Johnny C speciality.
  • A little ceiling fan dust, cause we all know she’s dirty.
  • One special note: She’s hot and not wearing hardly any make up.
  • If her perky golden globes are any indication, she’s really enjoying the moment. I believe she probably has relationship issues.

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Special Request:

Posted by Johnny Cheeseballs on December 3, 2008 2 comments | 9,758 views

The world renown surf rat bro (we’ll call him Brah) of Johnny Cheeseballs has made a special request. Guns and Skin. We Cheeseballs are Republicans (tears sniff tears sniff) so you can see the real merit in this pic: Guns and a Crazy Hot Blonde – nuff said.

Editors notes: Crazy means Crazy. Don’t try to soften it, because Crazy Hot Blondes are less hot without the Crazy!

Muah! To Jen-nay and her guns, and by guns, I mean sexy love pillows.

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$20 and she’s yours

Posted by Johnny Cheeseballs on December 3, 2008 2 comments | 1,056 views

Hmmmm,

And she says…

I’d love to trade places for a day with:
Jessica Simpson! I think she is an incredible singer and is beautiful.

I’d want my last meal to be:
Soup, salad, breadsticks and chicken fettuccine alfredo from Olive Garden.

Oliver Garden and Jessica Simpson are her peaks, her benchmarks she looks up to.  She aims low, so yes you too can look like a god.  Take the shot!!  I wonder if Red Lobster…  nevermind.

Love her! So refreshing.  Note to self – Visit Oregon…

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/sioncampus/11/20/cheer.oregon.amanda/index.html

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