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A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said.Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he’s a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound.

The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative.

WTF was he thinking?!  “I wonder if it will  hurt if I shoot myself in the balls.”

Seriously?!  There has to be more to this story.

Hello Darwin candidate….

Break it down!

I give him a score of 9.5 out of 10.

Helluva dunk too!

Who trades payments for sex with their daughter? She is only 14!

You would think – Alabama, West Virginia, backwoods of Tennessee — Georgia getting in the action!

Ga. couple accused of trading sex with daughter for minivan payments

By Associated Press

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

EASTMAN — Authorities in central Georgia have arrested a couple they say traded sex with their 14-year-old daughter for payments on their minivan.

Dodge County sheriff’s Capt. Tony Winborn says the parents were arrested Monday and are in jail awaiting a bond hearing. They face child molestation and pandering charges.

The Associated Press does not identify victims of sexual abuse and is not identifying the parents to protect the teen.

Winborn says 66-year-old Robert Wayne Bearden, who managed a used car dealership, was arrested on charges of child molestation and possession of a firearm by a felon.

Winborn says the couple made their daughter perform sex acts on Bearden in lieu of making payments on their minivan.

Winborn didn’t know whether any of the three has a lawyer.

That video stole 3 minutes and 12 seconds of my life.  I want a refund!   That is worse than any karaoke witnessed to date.  At what point did they actually think they could sing? Hello? 1st day of American Idol? Get the hell off the stage! Get the guns! Put them out of their misery.  Wait! Shoot me instead!

Dear Band, you are Teh SUCK! FAHRED! EPIC FAILURE

By the way, great use of the pallets.  All you needed was gasoline and matches, and you could have done music lovers a favor.

I love Oklahoma

Mark, Your ass belongs to me. Love, Greg.

You have Mark Ingram,the running back for Alabama,  and Greg McElroy, the quarterback for Alabama, in what looks to be in a passionate bear hug.   Actually, McElroy looks to be humping Ingram on the sideline.

Locker Room love?  Absolutely.  McElroy is quarterbacking more than football…

I hear wedding bells!

I might actually have it combined with….

I am afraid I might get slapped across the face and groped from the rear… sounds perfect!

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Courtesy of a Texas fan attending the National Championship game…

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I’ve been sitting on this for a week now and it’s just eating at me so I’m going to talk about it. Last week at the game I had a confrontation with a fellow longhorn fan. Never have I wanted to kill someone as badly as I wanted to kill this guy. He caused me to miss almost the entire first quarter. I am going to tell the story in MS Paint. Everything you see is absolutely true.

So I’m sitting in the Texas Endzone (Section 25 row 49, seat 1-next to the aisle). On the row behind me, starting off of my left shoulder and going to my left were Dad, kid, kid, mom. It looked something like this:

The trouble started after our first defensive stand. We were thrilled that we stopped BAma and so we went bonkers.

As you can see, I got excited and a little of my beer splashed out of my cup. I was admittedly drunk. So he goes fucking berzerk because apparently a little of my beer splashed on him.

I apologized profusely–i hate when that happens to me. But then he added that I was “In his way” and he couldn’t see the field because I was standing on TOP of the bleacher and not on the ground. Now, everyone else in the whole place that I saw was standing on top of their seat. Nevertheless, I could not have been blocking his view. This diagram demonstrates that.

Not only does he accuse me of being in HIS way, but also his KIDS’ way. His kids were at least 3-5 feet to my left. I am not the size of Mark Mangino. I’m 5’8″ 175 lbs. I’m a pixie. So he’s all rude and cursing and shit because I won’t step off of the bleacher. I finally hit my wits end and respond accordingly.

Then I realize this is one of those guys who probably beats his wife. Because as we’re arguing, his wife is all:

Then he’s like “Okay. I’ll be right back.” Now I know he’s off to get security because he’s a little bitch and just wants to be a tough guy.
So I hand my beer off, because the guy with the beer always gets in trouble, whether you caused it or not. So one of my buds takes it. Then security guy comes up.

The guy is like “did you refuse to step off the bleachers when this man asked you to?” ANd I say “Yes, because I’m not in his way and I have a right to stand on the bleachers.” He says “No you don’t.” And I say, well, are you going to make the other 90+ thousand people stand off the bleachers? NOTE: at this point, I’m no longer standing on the bleacher. I just want to watch the fucking game. He doesn’t like my last comment so he radios the fucking cops.

So THREE cops show up. Turns out only one was there to deal with me, the other two were there to deal with this guy, my personal hero:

So that dude sees the cops and basically goes “Okay, okay, I had a good run. I’m going to jail.” He was barely able to stand up. Love it.

So the cop asks me if I told the guy to fuck off.

He tells me he’s going to throw me out if I do anything else to this poor man and his family. I explain that he dropped more f-bombs, profanity, whatever than anyone else and he basically says “Look, he has kids, you lose.”

Now, at this point I’m pretty pissed that this guy is ruining the game for me and my friends. So whenever the cop isn’t looking, I start antagonizing the dickhead fan by mouthing things like “Why don’t you eat my ass” and “Fuck yourself in the mouth.” He goes apoplectic.

I weakly try to tell the cop something about the 1st Amendment and he’s all

So. Bottom line. This Texas fan…who just wanted to be a hot head fuck and pick a fight, cost me and my friends almost 25% of the game. We missed Colt going out and all that shit.

I was going to yell some fucked up shit at the guy after the game but guess what? He left 10 minutes early. So on top of being a douchebag asshole, he didn’t support the team and pussied out of getting verbally raped by me.

IF ANY OF YOU SHAG GUYS ARE THIS GUY, I WANT TO FIGHT YOU.

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